The Kingdom of Maya Itza is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Yikʼin Chan Kʼawiil with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 4.7 billion Maya Itzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayapan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.6%.

The all-consuming Maya Itzan economy, worth 480 trillion cacao beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,328 cacao beans, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, doomscrolling is all the rage amongst the nation's teenagers, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Yikʼin Chan Kʼawiil's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maya Itza's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maya Itza is ranked 233,908^th in the world and 69^th in Serendipian League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.